October 2011
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Sex and the City has redefined family. Family used to be just what your...
– Kim Cattrall on the friendship/family dynamic between Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda from Sex and the City.
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It’s big, it’s broad…
It’s broad, it’s...
– Ray Bradbury, The Halloween Tree
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Choking the tears back. Ceremonials is so...
ree-everdeen:
THE MORE I HEAR THE MORE I LOVE.
EARGASM AT IT’S FINEST.
FLORENCE WELCH, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING.
THIS. ^
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Ceremonials if fucking amazing!!
tuanyvision:
IT LEAKED! CEREMONIALS LEAKED! THANKYOUSWEETBABYJESUS!
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Looking in the mirror: →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
EVERY.DAY.
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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xpinkcherrybombx:
tellmeyoufeelthisfire:
thewizardofemreoz:
ihaveapussy-cat:
See what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm.
sooooo c0o0o0o0o0o0o0oL!
smart
I love humans. :)
This is awesome. I want them in front of my house.
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